Tumblr (3.0; @matthew11593)https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/<p><a href="https://drrockbell.tumblr.com/post/174350368509" class="tumblr_blog">drrockbell</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1124"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba875e2efea8465a038d25d75752f8cb/tumblr_inline_p9gn1fVISK1umgcuz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="1096" data-orig-width="1124"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="627" data-orig-width="1125"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8e47fa242c1f7ecdf68fe46e89b9a350/tumblr_inline_p9gn1fHR3X1umgcuz_500.jpg" data-orig-height="627" data-orig-width="1125"/></figure></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175284949741https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175284949741Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:20:55 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c32513915294169818' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_omqj7tH3vg1r85l5t_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":64,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_omqj7tH3vg1r85l5t_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175283637511/tumblr_omqj7tH3vg1r85l5t" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://phiiife.tumblr.com/post/167273656382/localstarboy-get-out-wasnt-the-1st-racist" class="tumblr_blog">phiiife</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/158338756295/get-out-wasnt-the-1st-racist-horror-concept" class="tumblr_blog">localstarboy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of. </p> <p>Watch this.</p> </blockquote> <p>LMFAO</p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175283637511https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175283637511Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:38 -0400<p><a href="https://hungwy.tumblr.com/post/163384303598/enecoo-hungwy-wish-there-were-sweaters-but" class="tumblr_blog">hungwy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enecoo.tumblr.com/post/163383814943/hungwy-wish-there-were-sweaters-but-likefor" class="tumblr_blog">enecoo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://hungwy.tumblr.com/post/163383718898/wish-there-were-sweaters-but-likefor-feet" class="tumblr_blog">hungwy</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Wish there were sweaters but like,for feet</p></blockquote> <p>socks</p> </blockquote> <p style="">make your own post<br/></p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278650421https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278650421Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:31:26 -0400<p><a href="http://enecoo.tumblr.com/post/163384342988/socks" class="tumblr_blog">enecoo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>socks</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278649096https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278649096Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:31:22 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c3251433a531632146' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175278556231/tumblr_npiw8agY4O1r3uvu0/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://daftqunk.tumblr.com/post/174945207804/jiveturkeyjerky-i-love-the-guy-whos-clearly-a" class="tumblr_blog">daftqunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://jiveturkeyjerky.tumblr.com/post/120908972919/i-love-the-guy-whos-clearly-a-teacher-who-came" class="tumblr_blog">jiveturkeyjerky</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month</p></blockquote> <p>seth everman going WILD in the background </p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278556231https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175278556231Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:27:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/038961c7553934f6cdb0427faa69bf8a/tumblr_ozfhmz3cov1v6lyhao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rosescentimental.tumblr.com/post/167497399852/church-of-satan-throwing-shade" class="tumblr_blog">rosescentimental</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>church of satan throwing shade</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175274390191https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175274390191Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:35:35 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c325148b1043208678' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":4,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175255520441/tumblr_pajew59XhF1ufbwoc" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://fodsley.tumblr.com/post/175053384046/theres-only-ten-pixels-in-this-video-but-theyre" class="tumblr_blog">fodsley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>there’s only ten pixels in this video but they’re all put to extremely good use.</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175255520441https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175255520441Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:37:25 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1b2292a0d7711940fbe7a094466c2d19/tumblr_paw2sxAHLU1qmaoggo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/02bafe5a01f51b3c94ae5da081808833/tumblr_paw2sxAHLU1qmaoggo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5832f620a7097e1650463483d0cb1bd9/tumblr_paw2sxAHLU1qmaoggo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/07dabb0def8a032c89638599dac03652/tumblr_paw2sxAHLU1qmaoggo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://loshka.tumblr.com/post/175249467275/leave-her-at-ua-shell-learn-so-much" class="tumblr_blog">loshka</a>:</p><blockquote><p>leave her at UA. she’ll learn so much</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175250197956https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175250197956Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:24:58 -0400<p><a href="http://allmiddies.tumblr.com/post/175206739651/midoriya-after-the-tournament-so-when-was-the" class="tumblr_blog">allmiddies</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><b>midoriya, after the tournament: </b>so… when was the last time you even used your left side before today?</p> <p><b>todoroki, thinking back to a month prior when endeavor told fuyumi to take the chicken outta the freezer 2 thaw when he was gone but she forgot and as they heard his car pull up she vaulted over their couch and threw the frozen chicken at him and in a state of panic he thawed the chicken so fast there were scorch marks on the ceiling that they now blame on remnants of dabi:</b> its hard to say</p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175249826681https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175249826681Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:12:25 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_175243626381" src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175243626381/audio_player_iframe/matthew11593/tumblr_p86ipmj87X1qc60bx?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmatthew11593%2F175243626381%2Ftumblr_p86ipmj87X1qc60bx" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="540" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thenimbus.tumblr.com/post/175073800960/totalspiffage-read-this-craigslist-ad-for-a-1999" class="tumblr_blog">thenimbus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://totalspiffage.tumblr.com/post/173561391794/read-this-craigslist-ad-for-a-1999-toyota-corolla" class="tumblr_blog">totalspiffage</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="785" data-orig-width="540"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f3516ebe274bb38649afc0a68e7caf2/tumblr_inline_p86impPh231qbg1k0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="785" data-orig-width="540" alt="image"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1719" data-orig-width="1152"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a6352505c2af92b7ba3b4acc74ef1a99/tumblr_inline_p86in4t0zs1qbg1k0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1719" data-orig-width="1152" alt="image"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1142"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf4407642b21b372aa3ccceb3b6cf142/tumblr_inline_p86imzCF921qbg1k0_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1920" data-orig-width="1142" alt="image"/></figure></blockquote> <p>incredible content right here</p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175243626381https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175243626381Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:25:01 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1afac0c7e69b6eb7e8db8b92391bbbaf/tumblr_pauwy8yCbj1rrxesio2_500.jpg"/><br/> also what terrible name should i give the ruler of the country?<br/><br/> <img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7a3dc541fff578528e3aa03624800b36/tumblr_pauwy8yCbj1rrxesio5_500.jpg"/><br/> i like how he awkwardly skipped giving his 4th 5th and 6th children any fancy names<br/><br/> <img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d0b06a734eb182e84ea4c1aba587ac11/tumblr_pauwy8yCbj1rrxesio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/baffb8142b213149e28b54531c1b38df/tumblr_pauwy8yCbj1rrxesio4_500.jpg"/><br/> and by "all" he means "me and lust" since no one else wanted to pitch in<br/><br/> <img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/adbba890ec190756ba5713a1157500a0/tumblr_pauwy8yCbj1rrxesio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://humming-fly.tumblr.com/post/175224094600/given-he-also-named-his-final-son-and-ruler-of-an" class="tumblr_blog">humming-fly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>given he also named his final son and ruler of an entire country “King” it might be that splitting your mind 7 ways to sunday could have some negative impacts on creativity </p><p>Bonus:</p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1058" data-orig-width="1194"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/29c27e318628a1ef939f309be48b53b8/tumblr_inline_pauw90pQLu1r8mn8z_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1058" data-orig-width="1194"/></figure></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226674851https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226674851Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:50:42 -0400<p><a href="http://uristmcdorf.tumblr.com/post/175135134977/so-the-cah-pride-pack-has-options-for-buying-it" class="tumblr_blog">uristmcdorf</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055764352" class="tumblr_blog">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://seshrat.tumblr.com/post/175055711147" class="tumblr_blog">seshrat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter&quot; and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b42a91dcc740b0aa68a6e929ae6a808/tumblr_inline_pale0hpUq01rt665v_500.jpg" data-orig-height="358" data-orig-width="720"/></figure><p>this is absolutely what they’ve done</p> </blockquote> <p style="">I did it to myself so you don’t have to<br/></p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b95ea2929e4a55518adc949ee06c4a6/tumblr_inline_papwk1oDCb1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1121" data-orig-width="897"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/080738224a6fd379dda412606f5fd916/tumblr_inline_papwjxJcgP1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1361" data-orig-width="894"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0b60a74358dfeb4ccf6735b3fda899a0/tumblr_inline_papwjzw4To1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a9cf17a6baf98cb9ed43147064f3cf18/tumblr_inline_papwjvaWML1r8t62o_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1600" data-orig-width="900"/></figure><p>send help<br/></p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226601101https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226601101Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:47:59 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/004cbe312627cdec676613406f1ae115/tumblr_ncjcowDEnH1qiinwqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://royalharkinian.tumblr.com/post/174936067534" class="tumblr_blog">royalharkinian</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="631"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/66d90ff4340951ebd4b4f47bbb774c84/tumblr_inline_paehyzYLpY1sdp44r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="468" data-orig-width="631"/></figure></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226542416https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175226542416Sun, 24 Jun 2018 23:45:45 -0400<p><a href="http://captoring.tumblr.com/post/175171045171" class="tumblr_blog">captoring</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theoldaeroplane.tumblr.com/post/78394814060/pokemon-we-put-a-great-ball-in-a-trash-can-on">theoldaeroplane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>pokemon: “we put a Great Ball in a trash can on the SS Anne once and players are now compelled to check literally every single trash can in every single game”</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="950" data-orig-width="750"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/20ff0954a4c87107bcd97fe5410dfeb6/tumblr_inline_pas30mbVE01r7bd9i_540.png" data-orig-height="950" data-orig-width="750"/></figure></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175207021836https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175207021836Sun, 24 Jun 2018 11:54:58 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c3251676f808760932' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='300' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nng744vi8D1qcj2hx_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nng744vi8D1qcj2hx_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"150"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175205228691/tumblr_nng744vi8D1qcj2hx" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://mojave-red.tumblr.com/post/173636913164/lady-feral-polowavecap-oh-its-fucking-lit" class="tumblr_blog">mojave-red</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://lady-feral.tumblr.com/post/172130752590/polowavecap-oh-its-fucking-lit-witness-me" class="tumblr_blog">lady-feral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://polowavecap.tumblr.com/post/117498980736/oh-its-fucking-lit">polowavecap</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oh its fucking lit</p></blockquote> <p>WITNESS ME</p> </blockquote> <p>WITNESSED</p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175205228691https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175205228691Sun, 24 Jun 2018 10:44:43 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c32516ab3241282055' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='224' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":144,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"111"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175204105266/tumblr_pai89uGOKi1uznf38" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://spudinacup.tumblr.com/post/175032972848/lavenderbud-a-video-compilation-of-me-attempting" class="tumblr_blog">spudinacup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lavenderbud.tumblr.com/post/175000564727/a-video-compilation-of-me-attempting-to-do" class="tumblr_blog">lavenderbud</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>a video compilation of me attempting to do anything</p></blockquote> <p>I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands </p> </blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175204105266https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175204105266Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:57:28 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d634620583a0d57b8c7fbff709d0c404/tumblr_n58wbb8Jmx1r4cjoao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0631ac5b979200a20ec2530758f5581/tumblr_n58wbb8Jmx1r4cjoao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://saneintolerant.tumblr.com/post/85104775060/this-show-is-mostly-kinda-dumb-and-badly-paced-but" class="tumblr_blog">saneintolerant</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This show is mostly kinda dumb and badly paced but it has its moments.</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175184920046https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175184920046Sat, 23 Jun 2018 18:45:06 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bfa19e29e3b608d85744c74cfe778529/tumblr_nsbe04anN41sc0ffqo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24e15bcc92be146cc5034473ef49847c/tumblr_nsbe04anN41sc0ffqo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://dagangstapenguin.1000notes.com/post/158477556192/the-most-realistic-scene-in-any-marvel-movie" class="tumblr_blog">dagangstapenguin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175183569251https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175183569251Sat, 23 Jun 2018 17:55:34 -0400<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/25b739f4f415fb8855b1ac478969a55e/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/371c02b447d20ffd9cd619be86885cb7/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ea5c37231dc8bf5d14c0167a13711ae4/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24127b9417412ad60717d225c831b704/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8330ebf063482a0d457a29dcf6868611/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d918b2402ce0bf696391fb1e304b29bc/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/45a7a43a860c663feae645f2ffc3c174/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/368a64095d73157fcacd9be06dba5b92/tumblr_pamcpaBXhK1u56tajo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175182079016https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175182079016Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:59:31 -0400 <video id='embed-5b32c32517472600317619' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ohhc7cEiqn1sp0rjr_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":81,"hdUrl":"https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175182072371/tumblr_ohhc7cEiqn1sp0rjr","filmstrip":{"url":"https://65.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_ohhc7cEiqn1sp0rjr_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/video_file/t:SWsso2O5Qo3fVjqzF0nT3A/175182072371/tumblr_ohhc7cEiqn1sp0rjr/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://smolsamberg.tumblr.com/post/153881817903/this-cold-open-is-a-masterpiece" class="tumblr_blog">smolsamberg</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>this cold open is a masterpiece</p></blockquote>https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175182072371https://matthew11593.tumblr.com/post/175182072371Sat, 23 Jun 2018 16:59:15 -0400